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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The Power of cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!