the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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hey

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to make out of thin air

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Have sex but not feel it

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!