The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to speak with death people..

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to die at will.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to remember th...

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!