Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to have a power.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!