The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!