the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Grass eating

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!