The power to ride a bike

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!