The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power of exact change

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to die at will

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!