The power to have all the powers written in here

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to to think less

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to see through air.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!