The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to have a power.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!