the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to make out of thin air

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to be raped.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!