The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!