To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power... to read this

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the power to die at will

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!