the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!