The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to come second in any race

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!