The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!