The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

thumb_up thumb_down -54

the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

thumb_up thumb_down +179

the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

thumb_up thumb_down +157

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

thumb_up thumb_down +141

the power to eat only one lays potato chip

thumb_up thumb_down +129

Liam Brudenell

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to be dead

thumb_up thumb_down +121

the power to die if you think

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to not be able to get powers

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to turn food into shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

thumb_up thumb_down +83

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to be stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

thumb_up thumb_down +69

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!