The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!