The power to not be able to get powers

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to read captchas

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to be stupid

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!