the power to taste your own spit

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to ?-1.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!