The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to write a country song

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to see what's behind you.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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Feeling people's depression.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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Meatvision.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!