The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to come second in any race

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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power to fly only in the plane

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!