The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to be a human

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power... to read this

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the power to always hug people

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!