The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to be a human

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!