The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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50% invisibility while farting.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The ability to make your text green on google

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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Endless falling....

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!