the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power life like a hermit.

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A healing punch

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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to make asians smart

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The power to bleed

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!