The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to like any show

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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A healing punch

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Immunity to medication

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!