The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!