the power to be alive but only when awake

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!