The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to shit dirt!

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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To call me maybe

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!