The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!