The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!