thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to not be color blind.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!