The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to not be color blind.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!