Feeling people's depression.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to die if you think

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the power to fail

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!