The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to kill yourself

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black people

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!