The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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Endless falling....

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The power to have a small penis

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to shit in your eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!