The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!