The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!