The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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Feeling people's depression.

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Meatvision.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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Taekwondo

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to not see ads

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to pee out blue

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!