the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!