the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!