The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to sleep

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to be bad at everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!