The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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the power... to read this

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!