The power to have wood when you wake up.

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to ride a bike

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to change the shape of any object at will

The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

The power to die when you die

The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

The power to make any girl hate you

The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!