The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!