- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

the power to kiss your own ass

The ability to smell with your hands

The power to lose the remote.

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

The power to make cats burp.

The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

The power to control your own limb movement

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

The power to only drink liquids

the power to see through my eye lids

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

Pointless Super Powers