the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to only fart in public

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to snore.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to stay a virgin

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!