MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to die at will

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to see through glass

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!