the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to dance really well

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to be really itchy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!