The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!