Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!