The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to ?-1.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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Endless falling....

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!