The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to silence explosions.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to take a crap.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to do nothing/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!