The power to suck your own dick

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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KeemStar

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to transform into yourself

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the power to always hug people

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!