The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!