The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power... to read this

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to not Waste time

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!