the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to herd cats

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!