The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to taste your own spit

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!