The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to see through glass

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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hey

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!